FAQ

Who is Eddie?

Eddie the savior of the universe...

Eddie was not your average hero. He was born with an exceptionally large dumpy, which earned him many nicknames and praise. Eddie always had a positive outlook on life and refused to let his dumpy hold him back.

As he grew older, Eddie discovered that his big dumpy had a special power - he could absorb and channel energy from the universe itself. With this newfound ability, Eddie set out to explore the universe, donning a black hat to shield his dumpy from the suns and stars he encountered along the way.

One day, Eddie stumbled upon a dark force that threatened to consume the entire universe. The force, known only as the Void, was a black hole of pure destruction that grew stronger with every world it consumed.

Eddie knew that he had to act fast to stop the Void. He focused his dumpy and began to draw in the energy of the universe around him, growing stronger and stronger with every passing moment. As the Void closed in on him, Eddie let loose a blast of pure energy from his massive dumpy, obliterating the dark force and saving the universe from certain doom.

From that day forward, Eddie was hailed as a hero throughout the universe. His big dumpy saved countless lives, and he became known as the "Dumpy Hero" among those who knew of his great deeds. He continued to travel the universe, using his powers to protect and defend those in need, always wearing his black hat and flaunting his dumpy.